Lust means never having to say you're sorry

It's the little apology that means so much.

Steven Tyler, Scotty McCreery, duck sucking and the next Aerosmith album!

After deep-voice Scotty tried out on American Idol season 10, judge Steven Tyler exclaimed: "Well hellfire, save matches, f*ck a duck and see what hatches."

I'd be temped to give "best comment" to J-Lo who helpfully said maybe they could edit in "suck a duck." I'm surprised they didn't edit her out too.

The day Jezebel spoke down to us... on the subject of Paula Abdul

From a Jezebel article complaining about J-Lo being picked for American Idol.