Only in Quebec you say? Pity

[gawker]

Nom nom a thousand times nom!

[gawker]

Who can comment on Sheen except Sheen?

I didn't get this post up on time, but it's still amusant.

(NYT & TMZ)

Tacos?

Ever since youtube introduced the thumbs up/down, giving one-liners for the thumbs down has become an entire comment subgenre to itself.

What you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

My mother sent me this video with this comment:

"I'm really glad I don't have to listen to this in the morning when this cat wants food!!!"

Prostate cancer ribbon - say it isn't so

(CBC)

Steven Tyler, Scotty McCreery, duck sucking and the next Aerosmith album!

After deep-voice Scotty tried out on American Idol season 10, judge Steven Tyler exclaimed: "Well hellfire, save matches, f*ck a duck and see what hatches."

I'd be temped to give "best comment" to J-Lo who helpfully said maybe they could edit in "suck a duck." I'm surprised they didn't edit her out too.

Randy Quaid - Canada will protect you!

(CBC)

Inquiring socialist minds want to know

This is from a scene in Evita where she's at a hoity toity party and the narrator, Che Guevara, is watching and singing.